I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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