Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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