i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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