Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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