you guys were way drunker than both of me
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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