I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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