dude i'm inner monologue high
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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its like you know when i get waxed
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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