if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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