i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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