if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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