So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
