Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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