That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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