yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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