He disabled his match.com account in front of me
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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