speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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