What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
is wine microwaveable?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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