Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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