She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Your cock deserves a montage
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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