Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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