Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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