Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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