In the future we'll all be gay
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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