I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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