i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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