You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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