You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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