I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
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