Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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