I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I need moral support for this bender
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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