Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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