TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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