Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
i need some magic done to my vagina
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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