windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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