I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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