Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Pooping to opera.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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