Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know