the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
