i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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