Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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