Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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