someone threw a dead crab at me
Do vagina's smell?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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