do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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