remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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