I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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