I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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