My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
