Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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