Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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