dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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