guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So vagazzling was a success
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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