It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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